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The Burgundy Album

by fryguy and the burnouts

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1.
Apollo 02:37
Dirty glass with no cherry, it's what they gave to me... I said I want an old-fashioned, they never serve with no passion. So I ordered a martini, a Manhattan or two. I never asked for no gamblet, she wouldn't know how to handle it. I walk into the bar, the drinks are on me... ...For every motherfucker that I see... ...Hot bitchez get two, maybe three... Ya order rounds on me. We all getting' drunk until we can't stand. I got a beer in each mothafuckin' hand. When the lights go down, we takin' shots of crown and tequila. One señorita, two señorita... Four!!! End of the night they be dancing' on the floor. V.I.P. Special guest for me... Round up the bitchez coming home with me. She spilled a drink on me, just got done puking in the fucking limousine. Three level mansion, Hollywood hills, cause I got the skills... To pay them fuckin' bills. I'll be in New York or maybe L.A. I go wherever I get fuckin' payed. Gettin' raided when I'm tryin' to get laid, like a gator in the fuckin' everglade. Lemmy wrote a song 'Ace of spade'. Lemme take ya to the rooms where dreams are made.
2.
Met this brand-new girl. I think she likes me. Oh, said I met this brand-new girl, I think she likes me. Oh, Lord I know she does!!! I know what she likes, I got what she needs. I know what she likes, I give her what she needs!!! I remember a long time ago, when telephones still had a cord. Wasn't even that long ago, sleep over at my house... ... And stole my gold!!! These pirate bitchez just steal my richez!!! She's asking me for money, she's spending more that I can make.
3.
Now that your time has come, know that you're not the only one. You might think that you saw me, like fuck I wasn't even around. I would think that you'd call me... So who'd you fuck when I was out of town!!! I still remember the last time you drew first blood on me... ... Like Rambo did on T.V... Satanic Picnic!!! I might not need my bags, they can keep the fuckin' luggage. They can keep the tags, I'll catch another flight. I don't need my bags, I'm living on a fuckin' budget. The freedom only drags but I ain't ever coming back.
4.
Clandestine 03:56
They fired the midget who was missing a digit, but speaking his mind was a error this time. His sister named Bridget, she was starting to fidget, when he never dropped by 'cause he stepped outta line. Oh, yeah!!! He stepped outta line. Just kept!!! On speaking his mind. Oh, yeah was way outta line and now shorty will die. They hired a wizard who was caught in a blizzard, then slaying a beast and many can feast. After eating a gizzard he was quick like a lizard. While keeping the heat ya know he didn't sleep. Yeah!!! He was keeping the heat. You know!!! He didn't sleep. Yeah!!! Not even a peep. Oh, shit, now he's gunnin' for me. Prayin' for the motherfuckers downfall. Retain possession of the crystal ball. Barter on the bloody fuckin' conduct. Watch the bastard kneel and crawl. Desperate options for a fuckin' scoundrel. An open coffin looks comfortable. Just out of reach, the source of power. Your enemy is standing tall. Your dreams, out of range!!! No clandestine exchange!!! You plead your wage for clandestine exchange!!!
5.
Dreamscape 04:31
Spike Lee don't like me. I was feeding white-meat to his wifey. It's unlikely he'll knife me. Born in the freezer... ...And ya just can't ice me!!! Party starts at 9:15. Pull up on the lawn, park the limousine. 9:45 is when I arrive. I only showed up to keep the party alive. Since I'm here, I'll fix myself a drink. I got the invitation, found it on the ground last week. Sweetleaf always nightly. Smoking weed, never take that shit lightly... ... Like a viking on a crime scene or... Ebineiser on a Christmas pipe-dream. Inception through dreams!!! Look at you scream. Fleeing a scene. Had a dream in a fuckin' dream. Ate nachos fuckin' supreme. Elemental fuckin' routine. Rhyme scheme find me blindly. Flipping five jeeps while I sleep. Don't you flex on Goku. Pray-can on a match I'll roast you. My go to weapons are sharp untensils. Shinobi blade, cut you in 32 bit. Mental state past irate... Mental state... ... Completely going mental!!!
6.
Intermission 02:40
(Adge Al-Ghul) All hands throwin' hands. Night-night time... and I'm the Sandman. The straight sickest, I spit wicked while fit bitches... give me dick kisses. I don't throw fits, I throw fists... between your eyes where yo nose is. Show up at yo house just to yoke yo ass out. No talkin'. Face bone rockin'. Brain-stem shockin'. If you're deaf, I'll let my hands do the talkin'. Have your bitch sit on my dick and spin, now she's gonorrhea with the wind. I have broads lustin' from coast to coast. It's Adge Al-Ghul baby... The gymnastic ghost!!! Raised on Raekwon, Big L and Queens Bridge finest. Test and I'll blast until the clip is empty. The devil sent me... ...It's evident I'm not heaven-sent!!! (T.W. Blunts) Fryguy comin' for a drive-by, ya better pay up sucka... Cause ya know I'm gonna let it fly. Mothafucka don't tempt me. I'm the fuckin' landlord and ya owe me the rent G!!! Come and get the loot with 'Al-Ghul and Wrenchie. Show up flaming clips, take yo chips, rape yo bitch. Got our hands on yo plate and ate yo grits. The mothafuckaz that make the hits!!! Not every band can be as sick as us. We rock the ill beat like 'Don't Fuck Wit Us'!!! Not the kind to settle our beef with time and dust. You can try and run for cover, you ain't hidin' from the thunder... ... Of a blunderbuss... And we're cuttin' off the crust!!! (D-Mac) For my next magic-trick, I need a volunteer. We ain't pulling rabbits outta hats. She gonna help me make dis dick disappear, with the Big Mac-stack can she handle that? With a mouth like that... She got no problem with that. Suckin' dick behind the trash can, causing traffic jams and shit. Abbra Cadabbra, bitch, Shazam in the Mac. Rubby dubby, dubby dub. This fucked-up bitch keep on fartin' in this fuckin' tub. Believe in that. When the bubbles leave she's fuckin' done son. She rubbed my balls like she wanna see the genie. End up gettin' a cum-shot between the titties. No wish can be granted here... There's a sink full of dishes over there, bitch!!!
7.
Survived the drought down in Death Valley. I built my house in Tornado Alley. Dade County is the gates to Hell, out on the bounty, lost my taste and smell. Climbed the mountain to see the view, beyond the mystery, tried and true. I knew a lady who cast a spell... ... Speaking voodoo through the devil's mouth!!! Ancestors started the war. Descendants die on the floor. Now we're locking up all our doors... ... Cause it's time to settle the score. Still grieving in our modern time. No leaving that shit behind. Reimbursed for the cost of crime. We get the curse when they crossed the line!!! Make right what they done wrong. Worship the death you sought!!! Another suffers for and ancient flaw. No returns on this train of thought. No face to blame when they're long forgot. Make right what they done wrong!!!
8.
Sharika 03:36
More trouble that I think you fear. Don't blame me when I leave you here. I can't think of all the times, You left me hanging for a ride. You always took care of your end... But that's not the way it works my friend. Thought this was a two way street... East and west don't ever meet. So lets get this straight... I think it's time we separate. Keep yer hands off my plate. Its always never... Yer always late!!! Now that yer gone, I'm moving on!!! I marked the hole!!! I stole yer soul!!! You took mine too, I paid in full. Can't put me down... Dead in the ground. Who is laughing now? I'm on top yer underground... Never to be found. Bloated, rotted, gagged and bound!!! Missing from yer town... Gossip echoes all around. Beneath the muddy mound... Ants and maggots mow you down!!!
9.
Carnivore 04:20
Everyday is the same thing... Over and over again. Whats my inspiration? Expired and stretched too thin. Things not worth repeating... I will recommend. I feel so fucking useless. I just fucked up again. I am far too fed up, I'll drop the atom bomb. I'll have a grizzly bear pup... Eating from my palm If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all... And the roosters will cluck... When the towers fall. You wanna watch me fall. I'll never ask you for help, I keep it cool and calm. I'll be tearing it up... When I fuck yer mom Getting burnt for yer buck... You're never standing tall. Now yer shit will get fucked... And you cowards will fall.
10.
Thinking that yer teaching something... Walking back and finding nothing... Flappin gums of heads your stuffin'... The reaper plays for keeps, no bluffin'... Tangled in the sheets of coven... Mangled on the streets of promise... We don't need the burden on us... De-humanized for being honest!!! We break our backs, behind the mask. Create the facts, they take the tax!!! Nothin' unusual... For all they know is kill with kindness. Nothin' unusual... There'll never be a cure for blindness. Play 'em a musical... For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge!!! Merely excusable... For smarter fucks that went to college!!! Countries fighting, people dying... Bigfoot sighting, agents spying... Put in writing, babies crying... No rewinding, death defying!!! DYING FOR YOUR FREEDOM!!!
11.
Honey Badger 03:39
Sign off the pay-check, I gotta make rent. I get impatient, not on vacation!!! Ya know I payed my dues... I done did the time. You got your point of views... And I got mine!!! Around every corner swarm the murder hornets. Down in California, struggle for a moment. The fuckin' honey badger don't believe your story!!!
12.
Polygon 03:48
Now you're trapped inside a six-sided box. In the Earth, buried alive... and the varmint walks. Silent words, eyes open wide, we've had our talks. Now you're trapped inside a six-sided box!!! To think I've known you since way back then. There was a time I considered you to be a friend. Should have never told you in confidence. It's such a shame the way it has to end!!! It's such a shame it has to end!!! Didn't love you for pretend!!! Got this wound I cannot mend!!! I do all that I can!!! Sever ties to carry on. I Improvise and bury one. November skies are very dull. There comes that time of year... The only one that knows you're here!!!
13.
You woke up beside me, I don't know your name. I'm tired of your games, I'm tired of your ways. I don't even know why you even still care... ... Ya fuckin' left me standing there. You said that you cared, you never did!!! My eyes are open but I can't see. Why can't you see that your killing me!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

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Artwork by Posh Louis
(Recorded @Randumb Studios)

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released October 14, 2020

T.W. Blunts, Posh Louis, D-Mac, Adge Al-Ghul.

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fryguy and the burnouts Oshawa, Ontario

These 4 radical dudes from South Oshawa... Life-long pals who've been...
Rippin', Skatin', Smokin' and Jammin' since the turn of the century...
These 4 Nasty... Wild... Motherlovers
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T.W. Blunts...
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Adge Al-Ghul...
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